[ Abruptly, 150 does seem like a lot. Quentin takes a few minutes to swipe through photos, mouth hanging open. This is kind of...nuts. Narcissistic for sure, but it feels like there's some other kind of nuts going on with... ]
Women have to do better not to put themselves in dangerous situations. The world is only as hard as a woman makes it for herself, after all.
( which doesn't answer anything. it doesn't need to because eddie isn't a danger to anyone. he's a gentleman. )
As you dislike admitting that you're a weak-willed, second-string man who'd easily allow yourself to enter a 'friends with benefits' type relationship with a paramour.
Fuck off, I literally told you I respect you like five minutes ago
scroll up, you'll also see the spot where you crossed over from constructive criticism into literally just insulting me. Getting snitty when I defend myself isn't exactly tough guy behavior, Eddie
[ This is a speech he has in his back pocket from years of being second-string to more benign douchebags. It comes out fast enough that Quentin is too busy typing to process Eddie's whole message. He'll get there, reviewing the texts in a buzzy, hot anger.
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god i hATe HIM
Is that a GOURD in this one?
don't we all,,,,,
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fwiw without color, the gourd kind of just looks like a lump of flesh
which is scary
how long does it take you set up for these??
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Women are gentle. Something as vulgar as flesh and blood is wont to frighten them.
Hours, dear.
Only the best of my future wife.
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And when do you PRESENT her with these?
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It's different where a mate is concerned.
It's best to assess our compatibility as quickly as possible.
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the difference is that girls aren't terrified of me
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Women fear what they aren't used to. And what they aren't used to are strong men who know what is is that they want.
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and I'm not WEAK, you asshole
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Aren’t you?
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[ Don't ask him to think too hard abt connecting the dots. After all, he's a man. What does he have to be afraid of that he hasn't already faced? ]
I'm not weak. How would I keep up with you if I was?
You just don't like what I have to say.
the way i gagged while writing this
( which doesn't answer anything. it doesn't need to because eddie isn't a danger to anyone. he's a gentleman. )
As you dislike admitting that you're a weak-willed, second-string man who'd easily allow yourself to enter a 'friends with benefits' type relationship with a paramour.
you are braver than the troops
What's wrong with that, exactly? Your "man of the house" bullshit isn't exactly getting you what you want either
I'm not the one whining constantly about not being able to find any wife material
I'm HAPPY
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Does it amuse you?
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We have talked about the pet names, dude
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Do something about that temper of yours. It's terribly unbecoming, dude.
LOOK WHO'S IN ICONS, BAYBEEEE
Are you trying to be fucking cute rn?
perfect icons to showcase this feeling of BETRAYAL
You smile in my face, but you turn on me the first moment an opportunity presents itself? Over what? Some fucking constructive criticisms?
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scroll up, you'll also see the spot where you crossed over from constructive criticism into literally just insulting me. Getting snitty when I defend myself isn't exactly tough guy behavior, Eddie
[ This is a speech he has in his back pocket from years of being second-string to more benign douchebags. It comes out fast enough that Quentin is too busy typing to process Eddie's whole message. He'll get there, reviewing the texts in a buzzy, hot anger.
[ And that bit there-- ]
wait, all the other WHAT?