sprint across the wire, slide into my hand

[pharmacy]

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[killsyourdarlings]

I'm sorry, are YOU married?

[pharmacy]

No, I'm single, just like you

the difference is that girls aren't terrified of me

[killsyourdarlings]

Because you're weak.

Women fear what they aren't used to. And what they aren't used to are strong men who know what is is that they want.

[pharmacy]

So you want a woman who's afraid of you

[killsyourdarlings]

I NEED a woman who respects me.

[pharmacy]

Well coming in this hot is not gonna win you respect, it's way too intense





and I'm not WEAK, you asshole

[killsyourdarlings]

I’ve earned your respect, have I not?

Aren’t you?

[pharmacy]

I'm not a woman. Women have to be aware of danger all the time, something like this is a red flag

[ Don't ask him to think too hard abt connecting the dots. After all, he's a man. What does he have to be afraid of that he hasn't already faced? ]

I'm not weak. How would I keep up with you if I was?

You just don't like what I have to say.

the way i gagged while writing this

[killsyourdarlings]

Women have to do better not to put themselves in dangerous situations. The world is only as hard as a woman makes it for herself, after all.

( which doesn't answer anything. it doesn't need to because eddie isn't a danger to anyone. he's a gentleman. )

As you dislike admitting that you're a weak-willed, second-string man who'd easily allow yourself to enter a 'friends with benefits' type relationship with a paramour.

you are braver than the troops

[pharmacy]

[ Second-string. That hits a little harder than it should. ]

What's wrong with that, exactly? Your "man of the house" bullshit isn't exactly getting you what you want either

I'm not the one whining constantly about not being able to find any wife material
I'm HAPPY

[killsyourdarlings]

Do you mean to try my patience, love?

Does it amuse you?

[pharmacy]

No, you're just trying to piss me off

We have talked about the pet names, dude

[killsyourdarlings]

And it sounds as if I'm succeeding.

Do something about that temper of yours. It's terribly unbecoming, dude.

LOOK WHO'S IN ICONS, BAYBEEEE

[pharmacy]

My temper??? You're kidding me, right?

Are you trying to be fucking cute rn?

perfect icons to showcase this feeling of BETRAYAL

[killsyourdarlings]

Have you been like all the others all along? Is that what I'm meant to take from this?

You smile in my face, but you turn on me the first moment an opportunity presents itself? Over what? Some fucking constructive criticisms?

[pharmacy]

Fuck off, I literally told you I respect you like five minutes ago

scroll up, you'll also see the spot where you crossed over from constructive criticism into literally just insulting me. Getting snitty when I defend myself isn't exactly tough guy behavior, Eddie

[ This is a speech he has in his back pocket from years of being second-string to more benign douchebags. It comes out fast enough that Quentin is too busy typing to process Eddie's whole message. He'll get there, reviewing the texts in a buzzy, hot anger.

[ And that bit there-- ]

wait, all the other WHAT?