sprint across the wire, slide into my hand

[pharmacy]

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you are braver than the troops

[pharmacy]

[ Second-string. That hits a little harder than it should. ]

What's wrong with that, exactly? Your "man of the house" bullshit isn't exactly getting you what you want either

I'm not the one whining constantly about not being able to find any wife material
I'm HAPPY

[killsyourdarlings]

Do you mean to try my patience, love?

Does it amuse you?

[pharmacy]

No, you're just trying to piss me off

We have talked about the pet names, dude

[killsyourdarlings]

And it sounds as if I'm succeeding.

Do something about that temper of yours. It's terribly unbecoming, dude.

LOOK WHO'S IN ICONS, BAYBEEEE

[pharmacy]

My temper??? You're kidding me, right?

Are you trying to be fucking cute rn?

perfect icons to showcase this feeling of BETRAYAL

[killsyourdarlings]

Have you been like all the others all along? Is that what I'm meant to take from this?

You smile in my face, but you turn on me the first moment an opportunity presents itself? Over what? Some fucking constructive criticisms?

[pharmacy]

Fuck off, I literally told you I respect you like five minutes ago

scroll up, you'll also see the spot where you crossed over from constructive criticism into literally just insulting me. Getting snitty when I defend myself isn't exactly tough guy behavior, Eddie

[ This is a speech he has in his back pocket from years of being second-string to more benign douchebags. It comes out fast enough that Quentin is too busy typing to process Eddie's whole message. He'll get there, reviewing the texts in a buzzy, hot anger.

[ And that bit there-- ]

wait, all the other WHAT?