[ Woah, that came out weird. (No thanks to his big dumb thumbs. This isn't the only way people in the future communicate, is it?) Not the best impression you wanna make to the person who just saved your life, but that's thing with Ash — he has a knack with bouncing back on his feet from the most embarrassing situations. He did it back in the last trial, after he prematurely jumped out of that locker and hit himself in the face instead of the Oni, and he's doing it again right now as he makes contact with a guy he's only shared two, maybe three words with in passing.
So, again from the top—]
Hi Does this belong to you
[ The next message is a picture — a selfie, Laurie called it. In it, Ash looks very pleased with himself, and Quentin's beanie looks very warm on his head.]
You dropped it in the school, pn that ledge overlookibg the courtyard I guess you woykdbt have noticed. You were hoofing it ptrry fast aeay from Triangle Guy at the time
[ Not that Ash wasn't grateful for the distraction, though.]
No I was tginkinh aboit if theers a way to make the buttonf on tgis thung largwer so my fingers stop bunping into eazh otherr but once I fifure it out I’ll keepp thaet in midn
FLASHBACK......monday
[ Woah, that came out weird. (No thanks to his big dumb thumbs. This isn't the only way people in the future communicate, is it?) Not the best impression you wanna make to the person who just saved your life, but that's thing with Ash — he has a knack with bouncing back on his feet from the most embarrassing situations. He did it back in the last trial, after he prematurely jumped out of that locker and hit himself in the face instead of the Oni, and he's doing it again right now as he makes contact with a guy he's only shared two, maybe three words with in passing.
So, again from the top—]
Hi
Does this belong to you
[ The next message is a picture — a selfie, Laurie called it. In it, Ash looks very pleased with himself, and Quentin's beanie looks very warm on his head.]
BABY
wtf
I've been missing that for days
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I guess you woykdbt have noticed. You were hoofing it ptrry fast aeay from Triangle Guy at the time
[ Not that Ash wasn't grateful for the distraction, though.]
What do ygink
Do I look cool
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Way to repay a guy
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Excusw me
I don't hacv ab enormoisd
Enormnbss
Ebbiu
My head's not big ok
[ Hey! It turns out!! It's so much easier to tell when he's flustered over text!!! Who woulda thought!!!!!!]
sides, you're one to talk
Dicknose
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you can literally see the stitching in the ribs, you're stretching it!
Leave it with my stuff, I need that
wtf is a dicknose??
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Yyou know
An assghole, a mourth breather, a shitkicker
Dicknose
Don't tgose exist ehere you're from
I mean
When yourre from
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Mind