sprint across the wire, slide into my hand

[pharmacy]

open post x overflow

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[finalboy]

You dropped it in the school, pn that ledge overlookibg the courtyard
I guess you woykdbt have noticed. You were hoofing it ptrry fast aeay from Triangle Guy at the time

[ Not that Ash wasn't grateful for the distraction, though.]

What do ygink
Do I look cool

[pharmacy]

You look like you're stretching it out with your enormous head
Way to repay a guy

[finalboy]

[ Um? ]

Excusw me
I don't hacv ab enormoisd
Enormnbss
Ebbiu

My head's not big ok

[ Hey! It turns out!! It's so much easier to tell when he's flustered over text!!! Who woulda thought!!!!!!]

sides, you're one to talk
Dicknose

[pharmacy]

[ EXCUSE ]

you can literally see the stitching in the ribs, you're stretching it!
Leave it with my stuff, I need that

wtf is a dicknose??

[finalboy]

[ What the fuck does wtf mean? Maybe this dude's just as bad at this texting thing as Ash is. ]

Yyou know
An assghole, a mourth breather, a shitkicker
Dicknose

Don't tgose exist ehere you're from
I mean
When yourre from

[pharmacy]

You know, if you weren't trying to get these SICK BURNS out so fast, you might be able to type like a grown up, did you ever think of that, assghole?

[finalboy]

No I was tginkinh aboit if theers a way to make the buttonf on tgis thung largwer so my fingers stop bunping into eazh otherr but once I fifure it out I’ll keepp thaet in midn

Mind