sprint across the wire, slide into my hand

[pharmacy]

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[pharmacy]

[ ....yeah, that earns a phone call. Pick up, pick up-- ]

Who the fuck told you to give it candy? Where are you? How did you find it? 

[badham]

[ immediate answer when he calls: ]

...Hey. Nobody told me to do it. I wasn't sure what else to do and that's what I had in my bag. Seemed like it wanted something.

I'm in the woods a ways off from camp. It just wandered over and now it's sitting here.

[pharmacy]

Is it following you? What happens when you try to get away?

[badham]

It is a little bit, like a stray dog. I could probably leave if I wanted to.

[pharmacy]

"If you wanted to." And you don't want to? 

[ There's a tone bordering on condescending that he tries to reel in quick. She's not clueless. Just because he doesn't get her reasoning doesn't mean she's clueless. Try again: ] 

I don't--that's not just a fog thing creeping around. It's a killer--something that came with Steve and Nancy. I've never heard them say anything about it's...domestic qualities. 

[badham]

I think it not eating my face is interesting.

[ Not clueless. She's seen it in a trial, even if she's not entirely sure what it is. Nobody explained it to her and she barely saw it that round. Some kind of experimented on mutant dog, is what she thinks. ]

Would a fog thing creeping about be any less worrying? [ She pauses, side-eyeing the thing. ] ...I did say I bribed it with chocolate, right? Maybe they didn't think to do that.

[pharmacy]

Yeah, probably not after all the slaughter. Isn't chocolate poisonous to dogs?

[badham]

[ LIKE. YEAH. BUT- ] ... Probably works different on monster dogs. [ Hopefully. Or maybe it's a good thing she potentially killed it with candy. It won't change its mind and eat her. ]

[pharmacy]

[ He barks up a laugh. ] Yeah. Probably. Nancy, what are you even doing with it? Like--what's the plan?

[badham]

Well... [ What is the plan? Hm. She was just seeing if she could get it to like her at first but- ] The plan is, I get it to love me then I train to bite and then I feed it a person.

[pharmacy]

Jesuschrist. 

[ But like....could be fun. Grudgingly, he wonders: ] Okay, but...like which person? 

[badham]

You know who. [ Feeding people to a monster is dark and horrible but also it's totally justified and hilarious and fun for them if it's Freddy. Maybe other killers because fuck those guys but she wants to see a thousand teeth pop a particular head off. ]

[pharmacy]

...Maybe you could start with getting things of his. Get it acclimated to the smell in association with eating.

[badham]

Want to help me steal a hat?