sprint across the wire, slide into my hand

[pharmacy]

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[pharmacy]

[ He barks up a laugh. ] Yeah. Probably. Nancy, what are you even doing with it? Like--what's the plan?

[badham]

Well... [ What is the plan? Hm. She was just seeing if she could get it to like her at first but- ] The plan is, I get it to love me then I train to bite and then I feed it a person.

[pharmacy]

Jesuschrist. 

[ But like....could be fun. Grudgingly, he wonders: ] Okay, but...like which person? 

[badham]

You know who. [ Feeding people to a monster is dark and horrible but also it's totally justified and hilarious and fun for them if it's Freddy. Maybe other killers because fuck those guys but she wants to see a thousand teeth pop a particular head off. ]

[pharmacy]

...Maybe you could start with getting things of his. Get it acclimated to the smell in association with eating.

[badham]

Want to help me steal a hat?