sprint across the wire, slide into my hand

[pharmacy]

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@deepwound

[pharmacy]

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So what, you're pissing her off to see how creative she can get?

[deepwound]

Nah, not me. But he seems like he's going for it, who am I to stop him from making bad life choices?

[pharmacy]

I thought you guys didn't get extra points for being dickweasels

Does she know that you can kill a man like that?

[deepwound]

Why the fuck would this be about extra points? It's just hilarious.
And yeah, probably.

[pharmacy]

So she's cool with getting the same treatment you did for losing her temper and offing someone accidentally?

[deepwound]

The Entity's not gonna go after her for being EXTRA shitty to you morons.
But fine, I'll tell her to punch a little more carefully, happy now?

[pharmacy]

But it might go after her for killing us the wrong way
I think a warning would benefit all of us

[deepwound]

That wasn't why it went after me, dumbass.
Message delivered though, congrats, your friend will only have to deal with agonizing pain and not testicular rot.

[pharmacy]

Frank, you're so sweet 😔🙏💖 always looking out for us weak little survivors 😭💕 what a nice guy, like a guardian angel 😇

[deepwound]

What the fuck.

[pharmacy]

Don't be so shy 😳✨ I'm just trying to show you my gratitude 👏👏👏

[deepwound]

Smith, what the hell do those stupid faces mean?

[pharmacy]

🤫🐱‍🐉🕸🌟

[deepwound]

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