sprint across the wire, slide into my hand

[pharmacy]

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[deepwound]

That wasn't why it went after me, dumbass.
Message delivered though, congrats, your friend will only have to deal with agonizing pain and not testicular rot.

[pharmacy]

Frank, you're so sweet 😔🙏💖 always looking out for us weak little survivors 😭💕 what a nice guy, like a guardian angel 😇

[deepwound]

What the fuck.

[pharmacy]

Don't be so shy 😳✨ I'm just trying to show you my gratitude 👏👏👏

[deepwound]

Smith, what the hell do those stupid faces mean?

[pharmacy]

🤫🐱‍🐉🕸🌟

[deepwound]

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