sprint across the wire, slide into my hand

[pharmacy]

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@deepwound

[pharmacy]

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I thought he was looking for me in a locker, so i jumped out to try to spook him and get a head start

he was pissing. like midstream, dude

[deepwound]

Did you scream?

[pharmacy]

No, I said "excuse me, I believe something is untied, sir"

Fuck off, I didn't scream

[deepwound]

Why the fuck did you stick around to keep looking??

[pharmacy]

He was trying to hook me, I was sticking around to take pics!

[deepwound]

Why would you want pictures of that???

[pharmacy]

Not OF THAT, just of him
jfc give me the littlest amount of credit, I already feel gross

[deepwound]

You're asking for credit, but you're still here telling me you want pictures of Trapper, so again, I ask: why??

[pharmacy]

I may or may not have made a bet with someone

[deepwound]

And the terms of this bet were...

[pharmacy]

That I was stealth enough to get a photo without him catching me

So basically I just lost out on Jonah patching the coat I found

[deepwound]

If you're that desperate, I'll fucking do it for you.
If you'll tell him he almost poked your eye out with it next time you see him :)

[pharmacy]

wait 
You'll patch the coat for me? 
Or you'll get a pic of Trapper for me?

[ Both of these seem beyond the realm of niceness ]

What do you want?

[deepwound]

I'll patch the damn coat. I'm not looking to piss off Trapper.
I already told you what I want. I don't care if YOU piss off Trapper.

[pharmacy]

Yeah, okay
Okay, can I leave it somewhere for you?

[deepwound]

Bring it to the lodge, I'm not risking the only sewing kit we've got.