sprint across the wire, slide into my hand

[pharmacy]

open post x overflow

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[pharmacy]

How many situations are you eating peaches in? I guess context counts but like, I have no reason to text about FRUITS

this emoji is way cuter than anything I could draw.

[finalboy]

Sounds like a personal preference. I'd jump on a hook for a chance to get my tongue on a big juicy peach ;-p

I could make you a better one. Hold on

[it takes him a few minutes, but eventually:]

‎‎(_I_)

There, now you have your own personal butt.

[pharmacy]

omg
Ash holy shit

you missed your calling as a butt programmer

[finalboy]

If you think that's cool, you should check out my dick c===3
And you know what the best part is? Unlike your eggplant, I can make mine as big as I want c========3

[pharmacy]

Oh wow, yeah? how long do you like your dicks, Ashley? 

[finalboy]

c==================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================3 this long

[pharmacy]

damn and you can fit all that in your ass?

[finalboy]

Yeah, wanna see?

[it's a little like the kind of rapid-fire back-and-forth he used to have with scotty. quentin brought this on himself.]

[pharmacy]

I think you're contractually obligated to prove it

[finalboy]

Why? You that hard up, Quent?

[wow, this isn't going to backfire at all.]

Get in line.

[pharmacy]

oh yeah? Behind who???

[finalboy]

There's 33 of us right? Maybe you can skip to the front if you're extra super sneaky ;^) ‎‎(_I_)

[pharmacy]

do you know what this one means? 🖕

[finalboy]

Is that a finger
You're gonna have to help me out. There's lots of things you can do with those.

that smug icon

[pharmacy]

I hate you, I've always hated you

https://v.dreamwidth.org/15874028/4025993 its equally cursed cousin

[finalboy]

I’ve been told I have that effect. Too bad, I happen to love you.

[pharmacy]

Just not enough to learn my love language 😫💦💔

[finalboy]

Because you won’t teach me! If you wanna learn how to make a calculator say boobs and draw the best butts around, I’m your guy, but the rest of this stuff’s Greek to me.