[ He doesn't believe for a second that Petre forgor, which makes Quentin feel either delusionally self-involved (if he did) or uncomfortably suspicious (if he didn't). He sits uncomfortably between the two before deciding soundly: ]
none of your business actually not until YOU have to keep one of us from killing the other, then I'll owe you the whole fucking story, how about that
wow so what you're saying is that you can fix ME well i guess you already did kinda anyway that's super easy she just has to drop the bone so no one has to pop a boner
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my years of experience tell me you're KIND OF sensitive about this
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since you're such a specialist
what were YOUR two times
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like everyone doesn't fucking know
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are you seriously 'don't you know who i am'-ing me right now
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goatface, if you will
[ No one missed it. ]
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[ he forgor ]
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none of your business actually
not until YOU have to keep one of us from killing the other, then I'll owe you the whole fucking story, how about that
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whatever tf is going on with you two, leave her alone
she's trying to get steady, and you don't want to go full Shining Elevator again, so win-win
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very nice
now can you say 'i can fix her'? it's for my bingo card
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you and me
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well i guess you already did kinda
anyway that's super easy
she just has to drop the bone so no one has to pop a boner
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so, next time it happens, don't call me
[ Or do, he's soft and easy. ]
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[ perfect ]