College? What? I don't even know what that is. [ he snatches the bottle and takes a swig to drown out his annoyance. they should be both using concepts that can't be misunderstood. otherwise there's no point to the game at all. the bottle makes a noise against the table as he sets it down carelessly. ]

Your dad sounds sweet. Shame he didn't teach you how to cook. I might just have to find some other place to sleep. [ definitely a joke, but he's feeling petty enough to aim low. ]